英语爆笑幽默笑话： 篇一
Patient:I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon:I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。
外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。
英语爆笑幽默笑话： 篇二
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
一个画家问画廊的主人有没有人对他正在展览的画作感兴趣。
I've got good news and bad news, the owner replied.
我有个好消息，又有个坏消息要告诉你，主人说。
The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.
好消息就是一位绅士向你的画作询价并想知道你死后那些画会不会升值。当我告诉他会以后，他便买下了你全部的15幅作品。
That's wonderful! the artist exclaimed, What's the bad news?。 With concern, the gallery owner replied, The guy was your doctor.
那太好了！画家惊叹道，那坏消息呢？主人面露关切之色，回答道：那个人是你的医生。
英语爆笑幽默笑话：可怜的男人 篇三
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: “What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?”
The man: “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.”
Bartender: “That should make you happy.”
The man: “No, the month is up today!”
一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。
酒吧招待：“你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？”
男人：“我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。”
酒吧招待：“那你应该高兴才是啊！”
男人：“不，今天是这个月的最后一天。”
英语爆笑幽默笑话：Class, Lass and Ass 篇四
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,
so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
班级、情人和蠢驴
汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。
一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将class中的c擦掉，将意思变为汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面。教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，将意思改为汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。