英语幽默笑话 篇一
两块蛋糕
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！
英语幽默短笑话10. 篇二
uareonly65,ybodyelseisntheir70s,80s,ensomethinghastobemoved,liftedorloaded,theyyell,“Getthekid.”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
英语小笑话 篇三
Dentist: I'm sorry,madam,but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud,he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元！可是我明白您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？
牙科医生：是的。可是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。
英语幽默笑话 篇四
妈妈不见了
A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, “l've lost my moml” The cop said,“What's she like?” The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”
有一个小女孩走丢了，于是她走到一个警察跟前说：“我妈妈不见了！”这个警察说：“她什么样子？”小女孩回答：“买东西和说闲话！”
笑死人精彩英语笑话 篇五
Bring me the winner
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
Well, bring me the winner then.
服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。